Operation Impregnation
Our first year of trying looking back was definitely a learning curve.  We knew the gist of how to get pregnant, but until we started REALLY trying, it was a little more involved than what we learned back in 5th grade.  Everyone tries to give you their little tips and "tricks" of the trade.    DECEMBER & JANUARY  Method:  We followed Dr. Funny Guy's advice the first two months, where he instructed us to engage in intercourse every other day.  If you are married, that is SUPER aggressive.   Result:  No baby  Emotion:  No biggie...but I am super tired from Dr. Funny Guy's intense pregnancy plan.    FEBRUARY  Method:  Ovulation Sticks and trying to track days by ovulation (see below).  Result: No Baby.  Emotion:  A little annoyed, but I am glad that I did ovulate.  I was cheap and got the tests that show lines versus the smiley face.  Definitely recommend the smiley face ones if you are like me and over analyze.    MARCH - MAY  Method: ...